Here it is, folks … the long awaited second act of my visit to the LA set. Sorry it took so long (and yes, silentbob, I need to work on my promises), but good things happen to those who wait, promise. 
And I know, I know. That’s very presumptuous of me to say this will be good, but read on and judge for yourself. 
And for you NCC peeps reading this, NOOO … I have not had sex with Billy Glide. Well, not yet anyway. But where did I leave off with the last blog? StarGirl’s Day on Set — Part One
Oh yeah, Laura and I were on our way to Tony’s shoot with Billy Glide, and yes, there was going to be a girl involved in the shoot, too … but my sole mission was to see the Coke Can live in action. They were shooting an Asian 1on1 episode that ended up going in the trash, unfortunately, but from what I saw that day … um, yeah. I can see why. We arrived at the set, which was an on-location gorgeous house in the valley. I mean, really, it was insanely gorgeous … huge, with a pool, and a guest house. The works … the master bedroom had a bathroom bigger than my crib. It really was so beautiful, but what made me laugh was that as Laura and I got a tour, all I could think about was who could fuck who and where and how … the staircase, that couch over there, the 8 person shower, the huge gold plated bathtub.
After our tour of the house, we went to check out the action. We got to the kitchen just as Tony called cut, and Billy turned around and saw us. I’d never met him before, but he sure was happy to see Laura (insert all the “or are you just happy to see me?” jokes here) … Billy opens his arms wide and says, “Laura, come over here and give me a hug!” And my jaw dropped. Seriously. I have never seen anything like what was before me at that moment. Billy was standing there, naked and glistening with sweat, and his dick was waving at Laura like he was challenging her to a sword fight, with the biggest sword I’ve ever seen. It completely filled the room … well, I couldn’t see anything else anyway.
Now I have seen it many times on camera, and I know it’s big. Hell, his nickname is Coke Can, so I thought I knew what I was in for … but nothing, not even watching a year’s worth of continuous footage from Housewife 1on1 and Asian 1on1, where his dick looks even bigger than on other sites, could have prepared me for the monster that waved before me.
Laura screamed, “Get that thing away from me!!” and ran. I remained slack-jawed and staring. Honestly, I realized I was staring long before I could make myself stop. Tony introduced me to him, and I swear I almost reached out to shake his dick. It just seemed like the thing to do … either that or I needed to grab my own light saber and fight him to the death. The absurdity of it all was rude, I know, but what choice did I have, really?
So after what seemed like hours of idle conversation, where everyone stood around and chatted, and the girl went to the john, I was still staring at his dick. I couldn’t help it. I tried to look at his face when I was talking to him, but it was really banging hard. For the first time ever, I really understood why some guys look like bumbling idiots around girls with big tits. They don’t mean to stare and drool, but … they stare and drool. That was me!!
So I’m sure only 5 or 10 minutes had gone by, not hours, but the episode started up again, and Billy was pounding away again at this small Asian pussy, like he hadn’t just been carrying on a normal conversation in the kitchen a few moments before … just chatting it up naked with a bunch of fully-clothed people. It was rather bizarre, but all totally normal to me by that point in my day. I felt rather seasoned after watching the Rachel-Justice episode earlier.
After about an hour of banging and sucking later … I actually laid down on a couch for a small nap for a while during the episode (yes, I thought about what sort of DNA I might be putting my head in, but I was pretty tired so I let it go). Yes, that’s right. It’s true … I napped while people were banging in front of me. Was I so desensitized already, after watching just one shoot? And it wasn’t easy to sleep either, let me tell you, with this girl screaming as if she were being murdered. Yes, she sounded like she was crying and quite possibly dying while Billy fucked her, so I’m thinking seriously of how much even more respect I have for girls like Crissy Cums who can take Billy Glide in the butt! Damn, girl!!
So when it was almost over, I woke up to see the final pop shot. And really, it was truly one of those moments where you don’t know whether to laugh or cry. I felt so bad for the girl, but damn, that shit was funny. She jumped off the couch so he could cum on her face, and when he did, she had her eyes closed so tightly and her lips squeezed shut so tight that she looked like a small girl who doesn’t want to eat her brussel sprouts.
And when he came on her face, she started to gag so violently that you would have thought she maybe actually had something she hated in her oral cavity … but she didn’t! She still had her oral cavity squeezed shut! But yet she is gagging as if she might hurl, and Billy is looking back at us and laughing, and I am telling you … it’s probably the most tragic thing I have ever witnessed in my life.
But the sadistic side of me really wishes I could post a picture here of her gagging on Billy Glide’s cum, which was not even in her oral cavity, but on her face. And I’m wondering how much she must really have hated the idea of what was happening to her that she would actually dry heave for what must’ve been a pair of minutes on … nothing!
Poor girl … she almost barfs all over Billy’s dick at the end, and everyone’s pissed given that we know this episode will never go up. It was awesome. But really, what the fuck is this girl doing in porn!! Wrong business, lady. You seriously need to consider going back to school or something ….
And sorry guys, that’s it for now. I really thought I would get the rest of my day in this act, but I have sooooo much more to tell you! So this is all for now, and you’ll just have to wait (hopefully not as long this time) for Part Three.
In this Asian 1on1, Kaiya Lynn is one angry Asian! She has just found out that the ring her fiancé has given her is fake!!!! This new finding is making her question everything and now she is feeling like she needs to get back him, so who better to help her than her future brother in law!!! She has seen the way he looks at her, and now wants to know if he wants to see what he can come and play with…… 
